If you hate me, I love you too. It ain't my fault I'm better than you
If you are drinking to forget, pay in advance
The funny thing about Common sense is that it's not very common
I Dont Like The Drugs, But The Drugs Like Me
Save a horse, ride a Cowboy!
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people
I'm the girl your parents warned you about.
Your Hairs Are On Fire.Go Call Fire Dept.
You and the bank own a very lovely home
I would tell ya to go to hell but all dogs go to heaven
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
You don't buy the drink here, you only rent it
All racists who are prepared to die for their country, why not now?
Drinking is the answer, I don't remember the question
Superman is a travestite
Do they have reserved parking for non-handicap people at the Special Olympics?
Booze is the answer. I don't remember the question
Lower the age of puberty!
God bless Atheism
I drink to make other people interesting
My life is like a porno-movie, without the sex
An unfortunate person is one tries to fart but shits instead
A miserable person is one who truly enjoys a fart but can't
Anarchists of the world, unite!
Why doesn't the fattest man in the world become a hockey goalie?
Don't be open-minded, your brains might fall out
Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss
You and the bank own a very lovely home