Pizza is a lot like sex. When it's good, it's really good. When it's bad, it's still pretty good
I know that you know that I know that you think I'm the best, that's why you never tell me
You're unique, just like everyone else....
Make love not war. Condoms are cheaper than guns
Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods
Don't be impressed by anyone make yourself that people should be impressed by you!
Im like a parking ticket, I have 'FINE' written all over me!
Diamonds are a girls best friend
I may be blonde but im not stupid
Time is what keeps things from happening all at once
He's lookin so fine, he's gonna be mine
I can't wait to see how you look when I'm naked
Those who know do not say, those who say do not know
Don't like my attitude? Call 1800-KISS-MY-ASS
The higher you are, the farther you fall
A true friend is someone who is there for you when he'd rather be anywhere else
There are more fish in the sea but watch out for tha sharks
If you think I'm a bitch, you should see my mom
I didn't ask to be a princess... I asked to be a queen...
You gotta be rich to get this bitch
Don't drink water, fishes have sex in it!
If you hate me, i love you too. It ain't my fault i'm better than you
Is that your face or has your ass been misplaced
I want to be a millionaire!
The only thing duck tape, tylenol and band-aid can't fix is you!
B.I.T.C.H - Beautiful, Intellidgent, Talented, Cute, Humorous!
If your name was homework, I'd be doing you on my desk right now...
The shortest word for me is I, the sweetest word for me is LOVE, but the only word for me is YOU.