
- My mother told me not to talk to stranger, I odn't talk to myself anymore!
- Every step you take, Every move you make, I'll be missin' you!
- Can I go thru your closet...I need a halloween costume!
- I only play soccer on days that end in y!
- Most people walk in and out of you life. But only friends leave footprints in your heart
- Dont steal, the government hates competition
- Bithes aint shit
- I Am Laughing At Your Nick Name
- I Am A Contract Killer. I Kill People For Money.You Are My Friend I Will Kill You For Nothing.
- Roses Are Red......Apples Are Sour.....Open Your Legs And I'll Show You Some Power
- It's Not The Size Of The Boat its the motion of the ocean
- I'm SOOOO hot that when I go Outside The Snow Melts
- Guys Are Like Lays Chips.......Betcha Cant Have Just One
- Beer Is Good, Beer Is Great, When You Drunk It's Easy To Find A Mate
- I May Not Be A Flinstone But I Sure Can Make Your Bed-Rock
- When I Walk In The Room All The gUys Look In My Direction... BUt Can I Blame Them I'm Pure Prefection
- Sweet By Light..........Naughty By Night
- Inspect MY gadget
- There used to be men on dis earth ... what happened?
- Why is it i must climb thousands of moutains to get to u and all u gotta do is smile
- Love must be a game that I always loose
- Moving on is simple... its what u leave behind thats so hard
- How can I get over you.. when your all I ever think about
- A pretty girl can kiss a guy, a bird can kiss a butterfly, da rising sun can kiss da grass, but u hunnie can kiss my ass!
- It takes a few second to say hello, but forever to say goodbye
- Love is hell
- Life has treated me like a baby treats it's diaper